You’ll never regret making the call to your favorite Mistress or even your first time call. I had a first time caller tell me doing phone sex for the very first time was the BEST thing he had done in  a really long time. The experience was like no other. Now do you blame him? I sure don’t! Being able to spill your fantasy and fetish to us will be our secret. Maybe you did call and you had a bad experience but DID YOU SEE ALL the girls you can choose from on LDW.. FUCK!! I love this. It’s amazing how we have the ability to choose and pick who we want to get an explosive orgasmic or a painful experience. LOL!! The other day I had a caller tell me what he wanted in a call and it was like we were actually one on one with each other. Me sitting on his face while he worships my ass. Closing his eyes licking me up and down my tight pink holes made him want to jizz all over.  SO make the call! Tell me your fantasy or fetish. Let me give you an experience you’ll never forget. Stroke, jerk and cum the way you want to.

I know you’ve been wondering where the heck I’ve been. Well I’ve had a few issues at home I had to deal with including my phone. Finally my home phone is working. I missed all you guy’s voices. Being able to tell a man how to stroke his cock for me. I miss that! Having a guy hold his ejaculation in as much as he can. How exciting!! When I get a call and hear a sissy on the other end. I missed that too!! To all my pathetic boys with a little pecker. I missed laughing hysterically at your ass’s!! Pantie sniffers and pantie wearers you were all in my thoughts hahaha:) I didn’t forget about my guys with such good imagination. The role plays and the fantasies. Oh, I didn’t forget my cocksuckers. Listening to you suck while on the phone makes me wild! Let’s just put it this way “I miss phone sex“!!!!  I may have forgotten a few of my favorite fantasies and fetishes. Dont take it personal. My mind is ready to explode. The imagination from within. I feel naughty . I feel like letting loose.  So to all you nasty and naughty minded guys.. Call me!! I miss phone sex and love it !! 1-800-356-6169 Just ask for Lady Megan…

OK so this weekend I had another adventure. First I’d like to say I am a very wild wild chick. Usually when the weekend gets here I like to get my girlfriends together so we can get dressed up at my place with a few drinks before the club. Once I get a small buzz going I’m ready to find my Victim haha. I like to where short skirts and sexy tops. Thankfully its getting warmer so that I can wear all my summer outfits. Super high stilettos and soft and silky thigh highs mm mm do I look HOT! Gloria and Lilly  are my party buddies who like to get involved in my little hunt for pathetic men who like to be treated like shit. We like to feel Superior. I like it when men grovel at my feet like BITCHES. Anyway so we ended up at a club in downtown. As we walk in we decided to get some appletini’s. We sat at the bar checking out the place and this guy walks up to us asking if  I wanted to dance. I looked at him and looked down at his package and said sure why not. He grabbed my hand and walked towards the dance floor and started dancing. Oh my Gosh!! What a loser he dances like a fucken CHICKEN! Ha, I didn’t have to find an Idiot it found me. My friends started pointing and laughing. They knew he was the one to take home tonight and play with. I whispered in his ear and told him I needed to go home if he would give me a ride. Lilly and Gloria will meet us there. We pulled up to the house and he noticed my friends where already there. I opened the front door and noticed they brought another guy over. We all smiled at each other. Lilly tells me she has the stuff ready. Perfect two guys and the stuff. I feel so evil! My bag of tricks… I tell the guys to take a shot of tequila and pulldown their pants. Gloria hands me the bag and………

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs. Have any plans for Mardi Gras? I will be showing off my BOOBIES to all the guys :) I plan on getting lots of beads. Maybe if I’m lucky I can get a guy to show me his COCK. I know that my sexy self can get a guy to do anything for me. I plan on getting guys to do lots of naughty things for me. You know you would do anything I ask If I told you to. Would you whip out that BIG COCK for me or maybe your little pecker? During the Mardi Gras festival I’m going to be wearing a sexy outfit. I was thinking of wearing a short skirt with a low cut top just to show off my cleavage. My shoes would be a high stilletto heel so my legs can look long and yummy.

Today I went to get a pedicure for my sexy toes. I picked a pretty Deep Purple for my nail polish and toes. My feet will be soft and sexy. The’ll be ready to get sucked and worshiped.  

The thought of love or lust in the air during or around that time makes me think of Pink and red, heats and flowers. One of my favorite day’s ~giggles~ besides my birthday. Feb 26th :) Well … do you have a Valentine yet? If not, I can be the best Valentine Girlfriend Ever!!!!! We can talk about anything you want. I want to fullfill every fantasy you guys have. How can you resist such a cute sexy girl like me. Dont let the cuteness fool you! I can be sweet and I can be mean.. So be ready for a great date with me Feb 14th. Let me know if your intrested so we can set a time. I’d also like to know what your into. You can be my BITCH or I can be yours. Just thinking about that day make my nipples hard and my pussy wet. Dont you wish you can have me by your side on a day like VALENTINES DAY? Well maybe this time you wont be so lonley. Just pick up the phone and call me. If you cant wait that long call me anytime I’m available or just e-mail me so we can set something up over the phone. Everytime I look in the mirror I imagine you and me chatting over the phone talking about how Gorgeous I am and all the naughty things you want to do to me. I also think of all the naughty things I want to do to you ~giggles~.  

Another Day in Paradise boys! Hoping to make this New Year a better one. There was a lot on my plate 2007. So ” Calling all MEN and Sissy’s” come and make my new year a Hotter one. I’v been waking up feeling naughty and nice this past week and thought if I give a shout out to all you HORNY men. You can make me feel right. I’ll show you how a real man should stroke his cock. I can also show you how pretty you can dress up for me since I have such GREAT style. Maybe I can be your wife or friend who likes to fuck and suck BIG cock for you. One of my favorite things to do is wear sexy heels and get fucked with them on mmmmmm. I look really hot in sexy high heels. This past week I had some of my girlfriends over for a sleep over and BOY did it get wild!! We had fun drinking and playing dress up. We also had fun kissing and touching each other. Its been a while since I’v had sooo much fun with my girlfriends. While we hung out I also showed them a picture of a small pecker one of my clients sent me. That just made the girls laugh sooo hard tears where running down our cheeks. Pointing and laughng at that pathetic little HAMPSTER Dick. Another one of my favorite calls!! That night before we went to sleep I heard a knock on my window and noticed…….

Do you suffer from SDS (Small Dick Syndrom) or PPS(Panty Prancer Syndrom). If so call 1-800-356-6169 just ask for Lady Megan. I am a healer of all PATHETIC Behavior. If you have any signs/symptoms such as a tiny micro penis, small testicals, dry mouth due to constant masterbation, submissive behavior, borrowing panties, sniffing, wearing sexy soft panties, Guilt,stealing and thinking nasty thoughts. If any of these are you. ACT FAST!! I love the thought of helping small dicks feel even more worthless then they already are. The thought of me telling you how to use 2 fingers and still get off is hysterical. Let me guide you into a world of new putdowns…Let me tell you how to wear a good pair of panties and embrace them with your penis or your nose **~Giggles~**…. Take this opportunity to whip out your tiny vienna sausage or your pair of borrowed or bought sexy panties and MASTERBATE FOR A SEXY LADY LIKE ME!!