You’ll never regret making the call to your favorite Mistress or even your first time call. I had a first time caller tell me doing phone sex for the very first time was the BEST thing he had done in  a really long time. The experience was like no other. Now do you blame him? I sure don’t! Being able to spill your fantasy and fetish to us will be our secret. Maybe you did call and you had a bad experience but DID YOU SEE ALL the girls you can choose from on LDW.. FUCK!! I love this. It’s amazing how we have the ability to choose and pick who we want to get an explosive orgasmic or a painful experience. LOL!! The other day I had a caller tell me what he wanted in a call and it was like we were actually one on one with each other. Me sitting on his face while he worships my ass. Closing his eyes licking me up and down my tight pink holes made him want to jizz all over.  SO make the call! Tell me your fantasy or fetish. Let me give you an experience you’ll never forget. Stroke, jerk and cum the way you want to.

OK so this weekend I had another adventure. First I’d like to say I am a very wild wild chick. Usually when the weekend gets here I like to get my girlfriends together so we can get dressed up at my place with a few drinks before the club. Once I get a small buzz going I’m ready to find my Victim haha. I like to where short skirts and sexy tops. Thankfully its getting warmer so that I can wear all my summer outfits. Super high stilettos and soft and silky thigh highs mm mm do I look HOT! Gloria and Lilly  are my party buddies who like to get involved in my little hunt for pathetic men who like to be treated like shit. We like to feel Superior. I like it when men grovel at my feet like BITCHES. Anyway so we ended up at a club in downtown. As we walk in we decided to get some appletini’s. We sat at the bar checking out the place and this guy walks up to us asking if  I wanted to dance. I looked at him and looked down at his package and said sure why not. He grabbed my hand and walked towards the dance floor and started dancing. Oh my Gosh!! What a loser he dances like a fucken CHICKEN! Ha, I didn’t have to find an Idiot it found me. My friends started pointing and laughing. They knew he was the one to take home tonight and play with. I whispered in his ear and told him I needed to go home if he would give me a ride. Lilly and Gloria will meet us there. We pulled up to the house and he noticed my friends where already there. I opened the front door and noticed they brought another guy over. We all smiled at each other. Lilly tells me she has the stuff ready. Perfect two guys and the stuff. I feel so evil! My bag of tricks… I tell the guys to take a shot of tequila and pulldown their pants. Gloria hands me the bag and………

Another Day in Paradise boys! Hoping to make this New Year a better one. There was a lot on my plate 2007. So ” Calling all MEN and Sissy’s” come and make my new year a Hotter one. I’v been waking up feeling naughty and nice this past week and thought if I give a shout out to all you HORNY men. You can make me feel right. I’ll show you how a real man should stroke his cock. I can also show you how pretty you can dress up for me since I have such GREAT style. Maybe I can be your wife or friend who likes to fuck and suck BIG cock for you. One of my favorite things to do is wear sexy heels and get fucked with them on mmmmmm. I look really hot in sexy high heels. This past week I had some of my girlfriends over for a sleep over and BOY did it get wild!! We had fun drinking and playing dress up. We also had fun kissing and touching each other. Its been a while since I’v had sooo much fun with my girlfriends. While we hung out I also showed them a picture of a small pecker one of my clients sent me. That just made the girls laugh sooo hard tears where running down our cheeks. Pointing and laughng at that pathetic little HAMPSTER Dick. Another one of my favorite calls!! That night before we went to sleep I heard a knock on my window and noticed…….

Do you suffer from SDS (Small Dick Syndrom) or PPS(Panty Prancer Syndrom). If so call 1-800-356-6169 just ask for Lady Megan. I am a healer of all PATHETIC Behavior. If you have any signs/symptoms such as a tiny micro penis, small testicals, dry mouth due to constant masterbation, submissive behavior, borrowing panties, sniffing, wearing sexy soft panties, Guilt,stealing and thinking nasty thoughts. If any of these are you. ACT FAST!! I love the thought of helping small dicks feel even more worthless then they already are. The thought of me telling you how to use 2 fingers and still get off is hysterical. Let me guide you into a world of new putdowns…Let me tell you how to wear a good pair of panties and embrace them with your penis or your nose **~Giggles~**…. Take this opportunity to whip out your tiny vienna sausage or your pair of borrowed or bought sexy panties and MASTERBATE FOR A SEXY LADY LIKE ME!!