The other night was great! I was on my bed taking calls until I had a call from this one caller named Ray. OMG!! Now thats the type of call I can do everyday. I touched myself he touched himself. I told him exactly what I wanted him to do from stroking his shaft to playing with his balls. I spread my legs open for him and I began to touch my clit rubbing it over and over until I began to get wet. I sucked the juices from my fingers for him. I listened to him moan and stroke as I pinched my nipples. I told him to slow it down and speed it up. I asked him if it felt good to squeeze the head of his cock gently. He replyed he was getting close to cumming. I stuck my two middle fingers inside my wet steamy cunt and shouted to him to STOP stroking his cock. “Take a deep breath and blow gently on your cock” I said. I just kept fingering myself while he listened to me breathing and moaning. “Ok, start again rub your cock and feel your veins pulsing in the palm of your hand as you stroke”. “I want those balls to ache with accumulating cum”. I told him. My clit began to get extremly swollen and I felt like I was going to explode. I told him I wanted to hear his cum squirt out of his pee hole on to his belly. mmmmm I speard my pussy lips open and I began to cum with him. Wetting the sheets on my bed and hearing us cum at the same time was incredible!!

I took the bag and set it right next to them. I had them get on their knees and put their head down. I pulled out a collar and a leash. They looked like two little BITCHES. These horny bastards thought they where going to get laid. HA! Lilly grabbed  one of the guys neck and Gloria put the collar on him. I pulled a ruler out of the bag and told him to spread his legs. I knew it! His dicklett was the size of my pinky. I measured it soft first and it was 2 1/2 inches. We all started laughing so hard. I high fived the girls and told them we had a perfect pick. Next was this pathetic weasel that the girls brought home. We placed the collar around his neck and measured his weenie. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this picture. 2 1/2 inches of YUCK! I swear I never even asked to see their Cocks when we met them. I just knew from looking at how desperate they where at the club that they must have small peckers and I was right!

Next we put the leashes on the collars and told them they where our pets. We wanted them to sniff our panties like dogs. We had panties in the bag that Lilly had taken from the hamper. We asked the guys if they wanted to go home or play with us girls. As we asked them the question we showed them a little skin. Teased them and giggled the whole time. I noticed that their Cocks where starting to get hard.. EWWWW !! “Give me the ruler” I told the girls.  I kid you not the whole night was GREAT! These guys did not want to go home they got humiliated, teased and denied. I feel so evil just telling you this story. The things we do for fun.

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs. Have any plans for Mardi Gras? I will be showing off my BOOBIES to all the guys :) I plan on getting lots of beads. Maybe if I’m lucky I can get a guy to show me his COCK. I know that my sexy self can get a guy to do anything for me. I plan on getting guys to do lots of naughty things for me. You know you would do anything I ask If I told you to. Would you whip out that BIG COCK for me or maybe your little pecker? During the Mardi Gras festival I’m going to be wearing a sexy outfit. I was thinking of wearing a short skirt with a low cut top just to show off my cleavage. My shoes would be a high stilletto heel so my legs can look long and yummy.

Today I went to get a pedicure for my sexy toes. I picked a pretty Deep Purple for my nail polish and toes. My feet will be soft and sexy. The’ll be ready to get sucked and worshiped.  

The thought of love or lust in the air during or around that time makes me think of Pink and red, heats and flowers. One of my favorite day’s ~giggles~ besides my birthday. Feb 26th :) Well … do you have a Valentine yet? If not, I can be the best Valentine Girlfriend Ever!!!!! We can talk about anything you want. I want to fullfill every fantasy you guys have. How can you resist such a cute sexy girl like me. Dont let the cuteness fool you! I can be sweet and I can be mean.. So be ready for a great date with me Feb 14th. Let me know if your intrested so we can set a time. I’d also like to know what your into. You can be my BITCH or I can be yours. Just thinking about that day make my nipples hard and my pussy wet. Dont you wish you can have me by your side on a day like VALENTINES DAY? Well maybe this time you wont be so lonley. Just pick up the phone and call me. If you cant wait that long call me anytime I’m available or just e-mail me so we can set something up over the phone. Everytime I look in the mirror I imagine you and me chatting over the phone talking about how Gorgeous I am and all the naughty things you want to do to me. I also think of all the naughty things I want to do to you ~giggles~.  

Another Day in Paradise boys! Hoping to make this New Year a better one. There was a lot on my plate 2007. So ” Calling all MEN and Sissy’s” come and make my new year a Hotter one. I’v been waking up feeling naughty and nice this past week and thought if I give a shout out to all you HORNY men. You can make me feel right. I’ll show you how a real man should stroke his cock. I can also show you how pretty you can dress up for me since I have such GREAT style. Maybe I can be your wife or friend who likes to fuck and suck BIG cock for you. One of my favorite things to do is wear sexy heels and get fucked with them on mmmmmm. I look really hot in sexy high heels. This past week I had some of my girlfriends over for a sleep over and BOY did it get wild!! We had fun drinking and playing dress up. We also had fun kissing and touching each other. Its been a while since I’v had sooo much fun with my girlfriends. While we hung out I also showed them a picture of a small pecker one of my clients sent me. That just made the girls laugh sooo hard tears where running down our cheeks. Pointing and laughng at that pathetic little HAMPSTER Dick. Another one of my favorite calls!! That night before we went to sleep I heard a knock on my window and noticed…….

Do you suffer from SDS (Small Dick Syndrom) or PPS(Panty Prancer Syndrom). If so call 1-800-356-6169 just ask for Lady Megan. I am a healer of all PATHETIC Behavior. If you have any signs/symptoms such as a tiny micro penis, small testicals, dry mouth due to constant masterbation, submissive behavior, borrowing panties, sniffing, wearing sexy soft panties, Guilt,stealing and thinking nasty thoughts. If any of these are you. ACT FAST!! I love the thought of helping small dicks feel even more worthless then they already are. The thought of me telling you how to use 2 fingers and still get off is hysterical. Let me guide you into a world of new putdowns…Let me tell you how to wear a good pair of panties and embrace them with your penis or your nose **~Giggles~**…. Take this opportunity to whip out your tiny vienna sausage or your pair of borrowed or bought sexy panties and MASTERBATE FOR A SEXY LADY LIKE ME!!

Soooo theres a guy who wants to be my slave. I asked him to write me an essay on what he would do to become my official slave and he did. I figured this is a good way to have all you men apply to be mine!! I am a QUEEN and a GODDESS you think you deserve to be mine will see… If you want to write me an essay telling me how Beautiful I am. Telling me all the things you would do to worship me. I also like to be spoiled so make sure you spoil me. If I like what I read you will be MINE!!! Here is a small example of what I want..My ultimate fantasy would have to be being a Mistress’s slave for life so that they can control me and use me and abuse me and take all my ***** and that way I would have no control over my ***** or my body. I would be there sink so I could taste there liquid in my body and have the honor to be there foot stool. I would also have the chance to be with them and clean there house just an all around slave twenty four seven slave. That would have to be my ultimate fantasy. Stuff I am into are feet I just LOVE feet the way they look smell and taste only women’s feet. How pretty they look I also like trampling since I love feet just to be crushed under a women’s beautiful feet and to get that experience would be an honor to me. I also like spitting I have a spitting fetish a women’s spit turns me on just to see a hot girl spit just turns me hard. I also am into face sitting just to get the chance to smell the pure scent of a beautiful women’s bum on my face and taste the juice of her body those are the things I am into.   See now that a slave who really wants to worship Lady Megan……