I know you’ve been wondering where the heck I’ve been. Well I’ve had a few issues at home I had to deal with including my phone. Finally my home phone is working. I missed all you guy’s voices. Being able to tell a man how to stroke his cock for me. I miss that! Having a guy hold his ejaculation in as much as he can. How exciting!! When I get a call and hear a sissy on the other end. I missed that too!! To all my pathetic boys with a little pecker. I missed laughing hysterically at your ass’s!! Pantie sniffers and pantie wearers you were all in my thoughts hahaha:) I didn’t forget about my guys with such good imagination. The role plays and the fantasies. Oh, I didn’t forget my cocksuckers. Listening to you suck while on the phone makes me wild! Let’s just put it this way “I miss phone sex“!!!!  I may have forgotten a few of my favorite fantasies and fetishes. Dont take it personal. My mind is ready to explode. The imagination from within. I feel naughty . I feel like letting loose.  So to all you nasty and naughty minded guys.. Call me!! I miss phone sex and love it !! 1-800-356-6169 Just ask for Lady Megan…

I took the bag and set it right next to them. I had them get on their knees and put their head down. I pulled out a collar and a leash. They looked like two little BITCHES. These horny bastards thought they where going to get laid. HA! Lilly grabbed  one of the guys neck and Gloria put the collar on him. I pulled a ruler out of the bag and told him to spread his legs. I knew it! His dicklett was the size of my pinky. I measured it soft first and it was 2 1/2 inches. We all started laughing so hard. I high fived the girls and told them we had a perfect pick. Next was this pathetic weasel that the girls brought home. We placed the collar around his neck and measured his weenie. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this picture. 2 1/2 inches of YUCK! I swear I never even asked to see their Cocks when we met them. I just knew from looking at how desperate they where at the club that they must have small peckers and I was right!

Next we put the leashes on the collars and told them they where our pets. We wanted them to sniff our panties like dogs. We had panties in the bag that Lilly had taken from the hamper. We asked the guys if they wanted to go home or play with us girls. As we asked them the question we showed them a little skin. Teased them and giggled the whole time. I noticed that their Cocks where starting to get hard.. EWWWW !! “Give me the ruler” I told the girls.  I kid you not the whole night was GREAT! These guys did not want to go home they got humiliated, teased and denied. I feel so evil just telling you this story. The things we do for fun.

Another Day in Paradise boys! Hoping to make this New Year a better one. There was a lot on my plate 2007. So ” Calling all MEN and Sissy’s” come and make my new year a Hotter one. I’v been waking up feeling naughty and nice this past week and thought if I give a shout out to all you HORNY men. You can make me feel right. I’ll show you how a real man should stroke his cock. I can also show you how pretty you can dress up for me since I have such GREAT style. Maybe I can be your wife or friend who likes to fuck and suck BIG cock for you. One of my favorite things to do is wear sexy heels and get fucked with them on mmmmmm. I look really hot in sexy high heels. This past week I had some of my girlfriends over for a sleep over and BOY did it get wild!! We had fun drinking and playing dress up. We also had fun kissing and touching each other. Its been a while since I’v had sooo much fun with my girlfriends. While we hung out I also showed them a picture of a small pecker one of my clients sent me. That just made the girls laugh sooo hard tears where running down our cheeks. Pointing and laughng at that pathetic little HAMPSTER Dick. Another one of my favorite calls!! That night before we went to sleep I heard a knock on my window and noticed…….