I know you’ve been wondering where the heck I’ve been. Well I’ve had a few issues at home I had to deal with including my phone. Finally my home phone is working. I missed all you guy’s voices. Being able to tell a man how to stroke his cock for me. I miss that! Having a guy hold his ejaculation in as much as he can. How exciting!! When I get a call and hear a sissy on the other end. I missed that too!! To all my pathetic boys with a little pecker. I missed laughing hysterically at your ass’s!! Pantie sniffers and pantie wearers you were all in my thoughts hahaha:) I didn’t forget about my guys with such good imagination. The role plays and the fantasies. Oh, I didn’t forget my cocksuckers. Listening to you suck while on the phone makes me wild! Let’s just put it this way “I miss phone sex“!!!!  I may have forgotten a few of my favorite fantasies and fetishes. Dont take it personal. My mind is ready to explode. The imagination from within. I feel naughty . I feel like letting loose.  So to all you nasty and naughty minded guys.. Call me!! I miss phone sex and love it !! 1-800-356-6169 Just ask for Lady Megan…

I took the bag and set it right next to them. I had them get on their knees and put their head down. I pulled out a collar and a leash. They looked like two little BITCHES. These horny bastards thought they where going to get laid. HA! Lilly grabbed  one of the guys neck and Gloria put the collar on him. I pulled a ruler out of the bag and told him to spread his legs. I knew it! His dicklett was the size of my pinky. I measured it soft first and it was 2 1/2 inches. We all started laughing so hard. I high fived the girls and told them we had a perfect pick. Next was this pathetic weasel that the girls brought home. We placed the collar around his neck and measured his weenie. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this picture. 2 1/2 inches of YUCK! I swear I never even asked to see their Cocks when we met them. I just knew from looking at how desperate they where at the club that they must have small peckers and I was right!

Next we put the leashes on the collars and told them they where our pets. We wanted them to sniff our panties like dogs. We had panties in the bag that Lilly had taken from the hamper. We asked the guys if they wanted to go home or play with us girls. As we asked them the question we showed them a little skin. Teased them and giggled the whole time. I noticed that their Cocks where starting to get hard.. EWWWW !! “Give me the ruler” I told the girls.  I kid you not the whole night was GREAT! These guys did not want to go home they got humiliated, teased and denied. I feel so evil just telling you this story. The things we do for fun.

The thought of love or lust in the air during or around that time makes me think of Pink and red, heats and flowers. One of my favorite day’s ~giggles~ besides my birthday. Feb 26th :) Well … do you have a Valentine yet? If not, I can be the best Valentine Girlfriend Ever!!!!! We can talk about anything you want. I want to fullfill every fantasy you guys have. How can you resist such a cute sexy girl like me. Dont let the cuteness fool you! I can be sweet and I can be mean.. So be ready for a great date with me Feb 14th. Let me know if your intrested so we can set a time. I’d also like to know what your into. You can be my BITCH or I can be yours. Just thinking about that day make my nipples hard and my pussy wet. Dont you wish you can have me by your side on a day like VALENTINES DAY? Well maybe this time you wont be so lonley. Just pick up the phone and call me. If you cant wait that long call me anytime I’m available or just e-mail me so we can set something up over the phone. Everytime I look in the mirror I imagine you and me chatting over the phone talking about how Gorgeous I am and all the naughty things you want to do to me. I also think of all the naughty things I want to do to you ~giggles~.  

Another Day in Paradise boys! Hoping to make this New Year a better one. There was a lot on my plate 2007. So ” Calling all MEN and Sissy’s” come and make my new year a Hotter one. I’v been waking up feeling naughty and nice this past week and thought if I give a shout out to all you HORNY men. You can make me feel right. I’ll show you how a real man should stroke his cock. I can also show you how pretty you can dress up for me since I have such GREAT style. Maybe I can be your wife or friend who likes to fuck and suck BIG cock for you. One of my favorite things to do is wear sexy heels and get fucked with them on mmmmmm. I look really hot in sexy high heels. This past week I had some of my girlfriends over for a sleep over and BOY did it get wild!! We had fun drinking and playing dress up. We also had fun kissing and touching each other. Its been a while since I’v had sooo much fun with my girlfriends. While we hung out I also showed them a picture of a small pecker one of my clients sent me. That just made the girls laugh sooo hard tears where running down our cheeks. Pointing and laughng at that pathetic little HAMPSTER Dick. Another one of my favorite calls!! That night before we went to sleep I heard a knock on my window and noticed…….

Do you suffer from SDS (Small Dick Syndrom) or PPS(Panty Prancer Syndrom). If so call 1-800-356-6169 just ask for Lady Megan. I am a healer of all PATHETIC Behavior. If you have any signs/symptoms such as a tiny micro penis, small testicals, dry mouth due to constant masterbation, submissive behavior, borrowing panties, sniffing, wearing sexy soft panties, Guilt,stealing and thinking nasty thoughts. If any of these are you. ACT FAST!! I love the thought of helping small dicks feel even more worthless then they already are. The thought of me telling you how to use 2 fingers and still get off is hysterical. Let me guide you into a world of new putdowns…Let me tell you how to wear a good pair of panties and embrace them with your penis or your nose **~Giggles~**…. Take this opportunity to whip out your tiny vienna sausage or your pair of borrowed or bought sexy panties and MASTERBATE FOR A SEXY LADY LIKE ME!!